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Discussion in 'Stories & Tales' started by Lina, Sep 6, 2010.

  1. Lina Voluntary Assistant Chief

    The not so grand Minna song

    I'm a roving oinker
    I'm a vicious porker aiming for you
    I'm a sow of anger
    I'll do my best to grunt the fear into you
    Squealing is my game
    You better clear straight out of my way
    Or I'll chase you cross this smelly muddy hallway

    This is my home and I'll show no mercy
    Never will there be made sausages here
    Don't you mention ribs or bacon
    There shall be no crackling served around here

    I like this study
    Made my bed with books from these shelves
    And the rug I ate up
    I even nibbled on that painting of the elves
    Flowers tasted good
    You ever think you'll get back in here?
    You'll be sorely disappointed, my hobbits dear

    This is my home and I'll show no mercy
    Never will there be made sausages here
    Don't you mention ribs or bacon
    There shall be no crackling served around here

    Oink it, grunt it, squeal it
    Oink it, grunt it, squeal it
    Oink it, grunt it, squeal it

    OOC:

    Best sung to David Bowie's "Moonage Daydream", one of me absolute favourite of his tunes. Deserves a better topic than a vile oinker, really, but there yer go... First performed during the Three-Farthing Stone protest concert on May 15 2017.

    Here's a different and slightly rawer version than the original, from the Bowie at the Beeb album. Ooh, that guitar playing by Mick Ronson...


    David Bowie - Moonage Daydream
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  2. Pycella Member

    Last night we had a scary Scream Dragon night (it was Friday the 13th!), so I made a special spooky tune for the evening!

    Scream Dragon Night


    It's close to midnight
    Something scary is lurking in the dark
    Under the moonlight
    You hear a sound that almost stops your heart
    The bagpipes howl
    A furry beast is playing them in long blows
    You start to freeze
    As you stare into the purple snowbeast’s eyes
    You're paralyzed

    It’s Scream Dragon Night
    And no one’s gonna save you
    From the beasts about to strike
    It’s Scream Dragon Night
    You’re fighting for your life
    Through the scary Scream Dragon Night

    Down in the corner
    The biscuit crumbler eyes you hungrily
    It makes you shiver
    The thought of loosing all yer biscuits woefully
    You order wine
    That looks like blood – probably it’s bovine
    Yer try sit down
    But the chair walks away before yer eyes
    You realise:

    It’s Scream Dragon Night
    And no one’s gonna save you
    From the beasts about to strike
    It’s Scream Dragon Night
    You’re fighting for your life
    Through the scary Scream Dragon Night

    Tonight’s the night
    When all freaks gather at their favorite inn
    They are all here
    Even the one with a head like a pumpkin
    The music starts
    But all yer hear is the sound of cracking bones
    Dance with the ghosts
    But beware yer step and don’t cross the rug
    It might eat yer up!

    It’s Scream Dragon Night
    And no one’s gonna save you
    From the beasts about to strike
    It’s Scream Dragon Night
    You’re fighting for your life
    Through the scary, freaky, horrid Scream Dragon Night

    It’s Scream Dragon Night
    And no one’s gonna save you
    From the beasts about to strike
    It’s Scream Dragon Night
    You’re fighting for your life
    Through the scary Scream Dragon Night

    OOC: This one is an adaptation of a famous scary tune by the King of Pop, as you might have figured out.I only used some parts of it, making it a bit shorter to perform.
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  3. Lina Voluntary Assistant Chief

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    Grand Order Anniversary Song

    Uh-oh, gossip of a troubled time
    Right here, here in Songburrow
    They say, someone has performed a crime
    Right here, here in Songburrow
    They say, someone stole a pie with thyme
    Right here, here in Songburrow
    But now, I ran out of words that rhyme
    Right here, here in Songburrow

    Oinkers here, dishes there
    Hobbits swear, no no no
    Dancing bear, tea is near
    Hobbits cheer, go go go

    Come celebrate the past with us tonight
    With friends like yer our future will be bright, let's party
    The Order, will party, tonight
    The Order, will party, tonight

    We got, mathoms stored in sturdy chests
    Right here, here in Songburrow
    We got, George the mouse who loves to jest
    Right here, here in Songburrow
    We got, secret cellars east and west
    Right here, here in Songburrow
    We got, brandy kegs for all our guests,
    Right here, here in Songburrow

    Broken sty, orange dye
    Hobbits sigh, no no no
    Tools to buy, mushroom pie
    Hobbits cry, go go go

    Come celebrate the past with us tonight
    With friends like yer our future will be bright, let's party
    The Order, will party, tonight
    The Order, will party, tonight

    Right now, we will celebrate
    Right now, we will celebrate
    Right now, we will celebrate
    Right now, we will celebrate
    --
    Flower bed, ore-filled shed
    Hobbits dread, no no no
    New-baked bread, winter sled
    Hobbits said, go go go

    Come celebrate the past with us tonight
    With friends like yer our future will be bright, let's party
    The Order, will party, tonight
    The Order, will party, tonight

    Mathoms here, mathoms there,
    Everywhere, go go go
    Mathoms here, mathoms there,
    Everywhere, go go go

    OOC:

    Best sung to "The Greatest" by Australian artist Sia, this was written for the Grand Order 10th anniversary party on October 21 2017.


    Sia - The Greatest
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