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Discussion in 'Stories & Tales' started by Lina, Sep 6, 2010.

  1. Lina Voluntary Assistant Chief

    The not so grand Minna song

    I'm a roving oinker
    I'm a vicious porker aiming for you
    I'm a sow of anger
    I'll do my best to grunt the fear into you
    Squealing is my game
    You better clear straight out of my way
    Or I'll chase you cross this smelly muddy hallway

    This is my home and I'll show no mercy
    Never will there be made sausages here
    Don't you mention ribs or bacon
    There shall be no crackling served around here

    I like this study
    Made my bed with books from these shelves
    And the rug I ate up
    I even nibbled on that painting of the elves
    Flowers tasted good
    You ever think you'll get back in here?
    You'll be sorely disappointed, my hobbits dear

    This is my home and I'll show no mercy
    Never will there be made sausages here
    Don't you mention ribs or bacon
    There shall be no crackling served around here

    Oink it, grunt it, squeal it
    Oink it, grunt it, squeal it
    Oink it, grunt it, squeal it

    OOC:

    Best sung to David Bowie's "Moonage Daydream", one of me absolute favourite of his tunes. Deserves a better topic than a vile oinker, really, but there yer go... First performed during the Three-Farthing Stone protest concert on May 15 2017.

    Here's a different and slightly rawer version than the original, from the Bowie at the Beeb album. Ooh, that guitar playing by Mick Ronson...


    David Bowie - Moonage Daydream
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