Garden dwarf, lazy one. Never moves, always prone. Rain or shine, hail or sleet. Standing still on his feet. Or does he...? Potty's garden dwarf is well-know in the village of Bramblebury. He never moves, unless a surprise storm blows him down the hill into the neighbours' gardens. And it is a good place to store brandy bottles or the odd jar of biscuits. He wouldn't ever move about and go on adventures, no no. Naw. Never. There was this one time, though, that someone swore they saw him line up for food during the GDF anniversary party... OOC: Mildly inspired by various vacation photo pranks involving coffee mugs or favourite dolls, I'd love to take Potty's garden dwarf on a journey through the Shire. perhaps even the lands outside! Others are surely also welcome to add their contributions *grins* If you use the dwarven drawing in this link, you should be able to insert it into another image and manipulate things a little with an image editor (the backgrounds around the dwarf should be transparent). Gimp is a good free image editor.